Recipe for a grumpy pregnant lady

1. Start with everyday responsibilities from typical job duties.
2. Add a load of stress from househunting.
3. Mix in a week's worth of lack of sleep.
4. When a long night's sleep in eminent and possible, toss in 1,000 firecrackers until 1 a.m.

Simmer over low heat, allowing to stew until the pot boils over.